Alright, so you’re trying to figure out what to do in Amsterdam while you’re there for a day or two.

You’ve probably noticed there’s a lot of advice out there, and they mostly focus on the usual stuff: visit the Anne Frank House, do a canal cruise, walk in the Vondelpark, check out some Van Gogh paintings and try the typical Dutch snack “bitterballen”.

Yep, that’s all well and good, but you want to have a clear-cut, no-fluff, guide for what to do when visiting this God-forsaken town.

Let’s get right into it, shall we?